Not even Hollywood...

Written by ShanetheeNvy on September 15, 2011 at 6:42 PM

Just as the title says, not even Hollywood could produce a pile of feces this large. Which in itself is an achievment of sorts. "Oh no I can't go ballistic because I will turn the human world into hell" Well, what does "hell" have to say about that? "It's cool bro, take my powers" Really? Not only that, but probably the largest flaw in this movie, and the anime itself, is the god damn inconsistency. What were they thinking? "Hell" couldn't contain a bunch of "sinners", but suddenly when it for no logical reason lends it's power to the main character it's enough with a single tingle of the fairy wan- er I mean katana, sorry, to utterly defeat the enemy. The entire bleach franchise is for lovestruck little schoolgirls. But then again the name of this is "Bleach", a cleaning appliance. (Captain Obvious away!) Anyhow, to draw this to an end. I want my 1 hour 33 minutes and 56 seconds back as I'd rather use this time to chew on salted razorblades.