Scathing you made me mad

Written by Jernrazn on November 3, 2011 at 11:34 AM

IM tired of the Idiocy of Naruto. It wouldnt be so bad but every 5 seconds Nauratards are blasting good shows. They show their retardedness and stupidy with each and every review they try to promote Naurato.

I have never seen a more childish or stupid fan base. They attempt at every angle to destroy art while promoting this sewage.

Now on to Scathing Naruto proper....

The Story.. what can I say its aweful. Its basicly about a dilinquiant whose father stuck him inside a demon in order to cage it. Loving father right, then its about his struggle to be a super Nija or Shinobi. Its so dumb. How does one overacomplish trying to be a Shinobi and still suck at it.. Its unfathnable. Not only do they commit the mistake of hardly trying to mask any of the """""Shinobi"""""" [big quotes their] but they often have types of Nijitzu that doesnt make any since. sometimes your wondering if your watching a Greecian movie on the Greek gods rather than a Japanse Elemental Shinobi movie. O ya thats right No Greek film was ever this boring. Naruto tries to boggle the mind with "cool moves but they are ultimatly way to overused way to sloppy, extreamly boaring in executin and put in the backdrop of fights that take episodes to finish when its so long realisticaly the opponant would have died of stress or boardom. This show is somthing that might excite an 8yr old or an 12-17yr old with extream issues against the world. However as a fairly enjoyable anime it has no chance. Its built for the mindset of DEFY everything which is funny because I think rulles are established for a reason.. dont belive me jump off the grand cannon.. and see if you fly.... This whole defy everyone is idiotic. When you finally get past that attitude in the next series it goes back to the original plot of just rescuing the most idiotic person as a friend in the world. Honestly its the first anime I ever asked "shouldnt he just kill his friend to be safe?". Honestly when you take out the fillers ,everyone who is a Narutard says, its good... Im thinking what fillers? the whole thing is random like a cheese box. Somethings dont even come back around and they take entire episodes to explain them. I think if they wanted to do a good show they should have learned from Basilisk or Bleach. Shows which are derived from childness. but you know the best part.. is the story activily encourages childishness. Take a look at all the stupid posts of Naruto attics and you relize this is garbage which takes control of the brain and makes people want to bash other shows..
I mean when your defense for Naruto is "lolololololololol are you retardet? how can you compair this to naruto ? Naruto is godlike and....." I mean check your brain dude whats wrong with you.


Dialogue its actually impressive. Impressive in the way that the actors where able to stay strait faced while acting out the idiocacies. Based on the amount of episodes its safe to say they are only on Naruto which means they probably dont take time out to actually study the script. It works well for dilivering the lines but oo my its a new level of sad the diolgue makes me want to cry its pathetic. The actors do their best but well its designed for a 8yr old.

Animation. This is the shining example.. but again it fails. Why? Im not sure.. I think they get lazy or they think people dont demand good Animation for this show.. They take a hugh amount of effort on some designs then major things in the background are just left off like a lazy 10th rate anime to crawl out of somones gutter. For a big studio its disapointing.. I think I can handle Clamps long thin animations of people when compaired to this inconsistancy which constantly disrupts whats left of the story.

Entertainment. Well its good for an 8yr old. Its the story of defying everything and becoming a super "cool" so if you hate practicality, responsiblity, and just love messing with people for no reason at all. ya this show will work for you...

Now many might consider this spam.. Honestly its not. I have just taken as much as I plan to with this back and forth. Naruto teaches people to attack great shows then they wonder why its rating is the lowest of all the powers.. If Naruto has such a great fallowing.. why do you have to be brats to defend it? Why not shut UP and let the people who do enjoy Naruto not look like idiots... and that is the message Im saying.

In the end it doesnt matter if somthing is garbage if you like it. What matters is that you dont try to shove garbage down everyone elses throat looking like an idiot doing it..