...but got served with a shitload of nonsense instead, twelve episodes long. Allow me to explain. This animé obviously profiles itself as fanservice, ecchi and all the other words used to describe what the fan wants: cute girls in sexy outfits, big breasts and a neverending stream of violence. Let me explain how it fails to deliver these things.

1. ECCHI
The boobs are big, bouncy and plenty my friends. This show's animation is quite good and it shows, specially in the ecchi parts. But it does not succeed in making it any better. In the first few episodes you'll be drawn in by them. But once you start noticing the huge flaws of the show you'll start to take the boobs for granted. They fail to carry the show.

2. GORE
There is none. If you've read some reviews you'll see some comparisons with Left4Dead. Well there isn't any, Left4Dead was actually quite a cool game, cuzz it didn't need to disguise itself under a lame ass story or semi-hot chicks with huge hooters. It was just wat it was, four people beating and shooting zombies to a bloody gory pulp. Well, I guess you could compare it to the CENSURED version of L4D2. Whenever something "gory" happens the camera points away from the action and you see some bloodspatters. No decapitations, no ligaments flying around. Even when one of the protagonists go wild with a katana in a group of zombies it still looks like she's beating em with a bat.

3. CHARACTERS & STORY
There is no story. Zombiemovies & -shows don't need decent stories, so I didn't expect one. But still they try. Why must they try. The characters are cliché and oh so freakin lame. And I do mean lame. The conversations are outright ridiculous at times, and there is way too much drama. Don't get me wrong, I can appreciate drama if it has a point. But here, it feel like it's being forced upon you for no apparent reason. And why the romance? Seriously, why??? Who are they trying to please with this? Are the huge hooters for the guys and the lame romance-plots for their girlfriends watching with them? Because let me tell you right now, no girl with a full-working brain will manage to finish 2 episodes of this crap. I guarantee you that. Also, what the hell is up with the little kid? Are my oriental fellow globetrotters actually aroused by a small 7-year old girl in a short skirt and long stockings? This just made me feel plain uncomfortable. Last but not least, Zeke, the dog. Seriously, a dog? And I don't mean a doberman or a german shepherd ass kicking kind of dog. I mean the lame, semi-but-not-so-cute puppydog with the big eyes and the annoying bark. What freakin dick of a writer decided the show needed a cute mascotte?

CONCLUSION
Do NOT watch. Do NOT buy into the hype, because you will be sorry. 315 people gave this crap 5 star reviews when I wrote this review. I dare you to go through them and find me ONE person who can back up their point of view with some decent reasons as to WHY they gave it five stars. You will find NONE. (show less)